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Grease Monkey Feminized
High-potency feminized hybrid with relaxed and happy effects and vigorous hybrid bud production. Ideal for intermediate growers seeking potency and reliable yields.
βFlavor:Cherry, cream, hints of fuel
Grower tip: Feed on the higher end of hybrid ranges during peak flower
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About Grease Monkey Feminized
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Growing This Strain: Where Things Go Right and Wrong
The three most common issues growers report with Grease Monkey:
1. Nutrient timing at the flip. This cultivar shifts its feeding demand faster than many strains at the veg-to-flower transition. Growers who continue high-nitrogen veg feed for more than 5-7 days after the 12/12 switch see excess foliage development at the expense of bud formation. Switch to bloom nutrients within the first week of seeing pistils.
**2. Training timing. Topping too late or too early both cost yield. The sweet spot: top at the 4th node when the 5th is just emerging. This gives you 4-6 strong laterals that develop into even colas. Earlier topping produces weaker branches. Later topping wastes veg time.
3. Harvest timing. With caryophyllene as the dominant terpene, the aromatic peak does not align perfectly with the trichome maturity peak. Growers chasing maximum terpene expression should harvest at 10-15% amber. Growers prioritizing potency should wait for 15-20% amber. These are different windows, know which one you are targeting.
Flowering: 9-11 weeks. Yield: 400-500g/mΒ² indoor / 350-500g/plant outdoor. Height: Compact (2-3 ft). Difficulty: intermediate.
Effects and Use
At 31% THC, Grease Monkey delivers relaxed, happy, euphoric effects with a caryophyllene-influenced character. The onset is balanced, head and body arrive together and remain proportional throughout a 2-3 hour duration. This makes the strain adaptable to different situations depending on dose. The caryophyllene dominance contributes a grounding quality that prevents the effect from feeling scattered.
Terpene Profile
Dominant terpenes: Caryophyllene (primary), Limonene (secondary), Myrcene (tertiary). This combination produces a nose that develops complexity through the cure, expect the primary caryophyllene character to emerge first, with limonene and myrcene notes adding layers over 3-4 weeks in jars.
Who Should Grow Grease Monkey
Best suited for growers who want control over their plant size and harvest timing, photoperiod genetics let you veg as long as you want before triggering flower. The intermediate difficulty rating means basic growing competence is sufficient, but attention to detail during flower produces noticeably better results. Ships discreetly to all 50 US states with our germination guarantee.
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Grease Monkey Strain Review
Want the full breakdown of effects, lineage, terpene profile, and a complete grow guide? Read our in-depth Grease Monkey strain review.
Grease Monkey Feminized, Cannabinoid & Terpene Reference
Reference ranges aggregated from publicly-reported third-party lab data and breeder documentation. Total THC reported as max-potential (THC + 0.877 Γ THCA). Individual seed-lot expression may vary by 1-3 percent.
Grease Monkey Feminized, Aggregated Grower Yield Reports
Yield ranges aggregated from public grower journals, breeder-documented spec sheets, and cultivation community reports on Grease Monkey Feminized feminized seeds. First-time growers should expect 70-85 percent of these numbers.
| Setup | Yield |
|---|---|
| 3Γ3 tent, 400W LED, LST | 653g |
| 3Γ3 tent, 400W LED, single-cola | 653g |
Grease Monkey Feminized, Sourcing & Genetics
Grease Monkey Feminized originates from a 2010s California breeder line developed by hand-selecting the most potent phenotypes from multiple generations.
Adaptable to most US climates. Performs best in moderate temperature ranges (60-85Β°F). Indoor recommended in extreme climates.
Grease Monkey Feminized, Breeder Information
Royal King GeneticsBred and stabilized in-house by Royal King Genetics , our internal breeding team. Every order is backed by our 95% germination guarantee. Read our full breeding process and about page.
Grease Monkey runs through our F3 program. Most of the pack expresses the target flavor saturation cleanly; the F3-to-F4 cycle is where we close out the last off-types.
Cull off-type phenos in Grease Monkey at F3 to lock the cross profile.
Selected for hybrid structure, clean terpene expression, and consistent yield across the population.
Royal King Genetics in-house breeder room, pollen drawn from a generation-tracked sibling-male line.