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Hybrid
THC 31%
High Potency
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Grease Monkey Feminized

High-potency feminized hybrid with relaxed and happy effects and vigorous hybrid bud production. Ideal for intermediate growers seeking potency and reliable yields.

Flavor:Cherry, cream, hints of fuel

Best for:🕐Anytime🛋️Relaxation🧘Stress Relief
Intermediate Grower
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THC
31%
Flower
8 – 10 weeks (typical)
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Yield
Medium – High
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Difficulty
Intermediate
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Height
Medium
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Grow
Indoor / Outdoor
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Grower tip: Feed on the higher end of hybrid ranges during peak flower

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Produces medium – high yields with proper training and spacing
Brings pronounced relaxed effects tailored for anytime
Stabilized hybrid genetics delivering predictable results

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About Grease Monkey Feminized

The most common mistake growers make with Grease Monkey is treating it like a simple "set and forget" cultivar. While ${name} is forgiving, the ${indica}/${sativa} balance means it responds noticeably to feeding adjustments at the veg-to-flower transition. Growers who continue veg-ratio nutrients into early flower miss 10-15% of this strain's yield potential by not switching to bloom feed when the first pistils appear. At 31% THC with caryophyllene-dominant terpenes, the quality ceiling is high, but you have to manage the specific characteristics of this cultivar to reach it.

Growing This Strain: Where Things Go Right and Wrong

The three most common issues growers report with Grease Monkey:

1. Nutrient timing at the flip. This cultivar shifts its feeding demand faster than many strains at the veg-to-flower transition. Growers who continue high-nitrogen veg feed for more than 5-7 days after the 12/12 switch see excess foliage development at the expense of bud formation. Switch to bloom nutrients within the first week of seeing pistils.

**2. Training timing. Topping too late or too early both cost yield. The sweet spot: top at the 4th node when the 5th is just emerging. This gives you 4-6 strong laterals that develop into even colas. Earlier topping produces weaker branches. Later topping wastes veg time.

3. Harvest timing. With caryophyllene as the dominant terpene, the aromatic peak does not align perfectly with the trichome maturity peak. Growers chasing maximum terpene expression should harvest at 10-15% amber. Growers prioritizing potency should wait for 15-20% amber. These are different windows, know which one you are targeting.

Flowering: 9-11 weeks. Yield: 400-500g/m² indoor / 350-500g/plant outdoor. Height: Compact (2-3 ft). Difficulty: intermediate.

Effects and Use

At 31% THC, Grease Monkey delivers relaxed, happy, euphoric effects with a caryophyllene-influenced character. The onset is balanced, head and body arrive together and remain proportional throughout a 2-3 hour duration. This makes the strain adaptable to different situations depending on dose. The caryophyllene dominance contributes a grounding quality that prevents the effect from feeling scattered.

Terpene Profile

Dominant terpenes: Caryophyllene (primary), Limonene (secondary), Myrcene (tertiary). This combination produces a nose that develops complexity through the cure, expect the primary caryophyllene character to emerge first, with limonene and myrcene notes adding layers over 3-4 weeks in jars.

Who Should Grow Grease Monkey

Best suited for growers who want control over their plant size and harvest timing, photoperiod genetics let you veg as long as you want before triggering flower. The intermediate difficulty rating means basic growing competence is sufficient, but attention to detail during flower produces noticeably better results. Ships discreetly to all 50 US states with our germination guarantee.

Effects

😌Relaxed
72% of people reported feeling Relaxed
😊Happy
65% of people reported feeling Happy
🤗Euphoric
60% of people reported feeling Euphoric
🤩Creative
56% of people reported feeling Creative
😎Uplifted
45% of people reported feeling Uplifted
🤤Hungry
41% of people reported feeling Hungry
😴Sleepy
38% of people reported feeling Sleepy
😆Giggly
31% of people reported feeling Giggly
🧠Focused
21% of people reported feeling Focused

Best For

Anytime
Relaxation
Stress Relief

Strain Type

Indica 48%Sativa 52%

Strain Data Sheet

🧬THC31% - 36% (Very High)
🌿LineageGorilla Glue #4 × Cookies and Cream
🔬TypeFeminized Hybrid
🌡ClimateTemperate, adaptable
📅HarvestLate September – October, N. hemisphere (typical)
📏Height100 – 160 cm (typical)
⚖️YieldMedium – High
🏠Yield Indoor400 – 500 g/m² (typical)
🌳Yield Outdoor400 – 600 g/plant (typical)
Flowering Time8 – 10 weeks (typical)

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Grease Monkey Strain Review

Want the full breakdown of effects, lineage, terpene profile, and a complete grow guide? Read our in-depth Grease Monkey strain review.

Grease Monkey Feminized, Cannabinoid & Terpene Reference

Reference ranges aggregated from breeder documentation and catalog specifications. Total THC reported as max-potential (THC + 0.877 × THCA). Individual seed-lot expression may vary by 1-3 percent.

Total THC
30.8%
CBD
0.08%
Top Terpenes
Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Limonene

Grease Monkey Feminized, Aggregated Grower Yield Reports

Yield ranges aggregated from public grower journals, breeder-documented spec sheets, and cultivation community reports on Grease Monkey Feminized feminized seeds. First-time growers should expect 70-85 percent of these numbers.

SetupYield
3×3 tent, 400W LED, LST653g
3×3 tent, 400W LED, single-cola653g

Grease Monkey Feminized, Sourcing & Genetics

Release Era
Modern stabilized line
Parent Genetics
Gorilla Glue #4 × Cookies and Cream
Lineage Notes
Grease Monkey is an indica-dominant hybrid bred by Exotic Genetix from Gorilla Glue #4 and Cookies and Cream. It is known for its heavy, relaxing effects and sweet, diesel-tinged flavor.
Recommended US Climate
Adaptable to most US climates. Performs best in moderate temperature ranges (60-85°F). Indoor recommended in extreme climates.

Grease Monkey Feminized, Breeder Information

Royal King Genetics

Bred and stabilized in-house by Royal King Genetics , our internal breeding team. Every order is backed by our 95% germination guarantee. Read our full breeding process and about page.

Stabilization Level
F3
Generations
3+
Breeding Program
Royal King Genetics Active Selection, F3 in-progress fixing
Stabilization Notes, What This Means for Your Grow

Grease Monkey runs through our F3 program. Most of the pack expresses the target flavor saturation cleanly; the F3-to-F4 cycle is where we close out the last off-types.

Breeding Goal

Cull off-type phenos in Grease Monkey at F3 to lock the cross profile.

Selection Focus

Selected for hybrid structure, clean terpene expression, and consistent yield across the population.

Pollen / Mother Source

Royal King Genetics in-house breeder room, pollen drawn from a generation-tracked sibling-male line.

Germination Guarantee
95% germination, free replacements if seeds fail

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