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Grease Monkey Auto
High-potency hybrid autoflower with relaxed and happy effects and vigorous hybrid bud production. Ideal for intermediate growers seeking potency and reliable yields.
◉Flavor:Sweet dough, fruity candy, pine
Grower tip: Use a smart pot from seed, no transplant shock
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About Grease Monkey Auto
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Growing This Strain: Where Things Go Right and Wrong
The three most common issues growers report with Grease Monkey:
1. Nutrient timing at the flip. This cultivar shifts its feeding demand faster than many strains at the veg-to-flower transition. Growers who continue high-nitrogen veg feed for more than 5-7 days after the 12/12 switch see excess foliage development at the expense of bud formation. Switch to bloom nutrients within the first week of seeing pistils.
2. Training timing. Topping too late or too early both cost yield. The sweet spot: top at the 4th node when the 5th is just emerging. This gives you 4-6 strong laterals that develop into even colas. Earlier topping produces weaker branches. Later topping wastes veg time.
3. Harvest timing. With caryophyllene as the dominant terpene, the aromatic peak does not align perfectly with the trichome maturity peak. Growers chasing maximum terpene expression should harvest at 10-15% amber. Growers prioritizing potency should wait for 15-20% amber. These are different windows, know which one you are targeting.
Flowering: 8–10 weeks from seed. Yield: 350–550 g/m² indoor / 400–700 g/plant outdoor. Height: 100–140 cm. Difficulty: intermediate.
Effects and Use
At 31% THC, Grease Monkey delivers relaxed, happy, euphoric effects with a caryophyllene-influenced character. The onset is balanced, head and body arrive together and remain proportional throughout a 2-3 hour duration. This makes the strain adaptable to different situations depending on dose. The caryophyllene dominance contributes a grounding quality that prevents the effect from feeling scattered.
Terpene Profile
Dominant terpenes: Caryophyllene (primary), Limonene (secondary), Myrcene (tertiary). This combination produces a nose that develops complexity through the cure, expect the primary caryophyllene character to emerge first, with limonene and myrcene notes adding layers over 3-4 weeks in jars.
Who Should Grow Grease Monkey
Best suited for growers who value speed and simplicity, autoflowering genetics mean no light schedule changes, compact plants, and harvest in 10-12 weeks from seed. The intermediate difficulty rating means basic growing competence is sufficient, but attention to detail during flower produces noticeably better results.
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Grease Monkey Strain Review
Want the full breakdown of effects, lineage, terpene profile, and a complete grow guide? Read our in-depth Grease Monkey strain review.
Grease Monkey Auto, Cannabinoid & Terpene Reference
Reference ranges aggregated from breeder documentation and catalog specifications. Total THC reported as max-potential (THC + 0.877 × THCA). Individual seed-lot expression may vary by 1-3 percent.
- Total THC
- 30.5%
- CBD
- 0.10%
- Top Terpenes
- Limonene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene
Grease Monkey Auto, Aggregated Grower Yield Reports
Yield ranges aggregated from public grower journals, breeder-documented spec sheets, and cultivation community reports on Grease Monkey Auto autoflower seeds. First-time growers should expect 70-85 percent of these numbers.
| Setup | Yield |
|---|---|
| 5×5 tent, 730W LED, ScrOG | 306g |
| Outdoor, 25-gal fabric pot, full sun | 421g |
Grease Monkey Auto, Sourcing & Genetics
- Release Era
- Modern stabilized line
- Parent Genetics
- Gorilla Glue #4 × Cookies and Cream
- Lineage Notes
- Grease Monkey is a cross of Gorilla Glue #4 and Cookies and Cream, known for its sweet, skunky diesel aroma and heavy potency. This version has been bred to an autoflowering form.
- Recommended US Climate
- Versatile across all US climates, 8-10 week cycle works in any growing window from Maine to Hawaii.